"No Good Story Started with a Salad" Party Tee
Let’s be honest…
“Once upon a time, I had a kale salad” just doesn’t hit the same. This tee keeps it real with the ultimate icebreaker:
“Alcohol—Because No Good Story Ever Started with a Salad.”
Perfect for BBQs, bar crawls, bachelor parties, or just living your best life with a drink in hand and chaos in your heart. Comfortable, witty, and just tipsy enough to be true.
Cheers to questionable decisions and unforgettable nights.
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
Let’s be honest…
“Once upon a time, I had a kale salad” just doesn’t hit the same. This tee keeps it real with the ultimate icebreaker:
“Alcohol—Because No Good Story Ever Started with a Salad.”
Perfect for BBQs, bar crawls, bachelor parties, or just living your best life with a drink in hand and chaos in your heart. Comfortable, witty, and just tipsy enough to be true.
Cheers to questionable decisions and unforgettable nights.
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
Let’s be honest…
“Once upon a time, I had a kale salad” just doesn’t hit the same. This tee keeps it real with the ultimate icebreaker:
“Alcohol—Because No Good Story Ever Started with a Salad.”
Perfect for BBQs, bar crawls, bachelor parties, or just living your best life with a drink in hand and chaos in your heart. Comfortable, witty, and just tipsy enough to be true.
Cheers to questionable decisions and unforgettable nights.
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
