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Whether you’re tubing, kayaking, or just not great at staying upright—this tee says what you can’t when you’re literally in over your head.
Printed upside down for maximum laughs, the message reads:
“If You Can Read This, Pull Me Back Into the Boat.”
Because hey, stuff happens on the water—and at least now you'll go down with style (and maybe some help).
Perfect for lake days, boat crews, and your most accident-prone friends.
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
Whether you’re tubing, kayaking, or just not great at staying upright—this tee says what you can’t when you’re literally in over your head.
Printed upside down for maximum laughs, the message reads:
“If You Can Read This, Pull Me Back Into the Boat.”
Because hey, stuff happens on the water—and at least now you'll go down with style (and maybe some help).
Perfect for lake days, boat crews, and your most accident-prone friends.
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
Whether you’re tubing, kayaking, or just not great at staying upright—this tee says what you can’t when you’re literally in over your head.
Printed upside down for maximum laughs, the message reads:
“If You Can Read This, Pull Me Back Into the Boat.”
Because hey, stuff happens on the water—and at least now you'll go down with style (and maybe some help).
Perfect for lake days, boat crews, and your most accident-prone friends.
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed