Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who dodges small talk like a ninja. This witty graphic tee features a playful mix of bold script and typewriter fonts, delivering the hilarious message:
“Whew! That was a close call. I almost had to socialize.”
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get a chuckle (from a safe distance, of course). Wear it to signal your vibe without saying a word.
Details:
Unisex fit
100% cotton (soft and breathable)
Available in multiple colors
Sizes: XS–3XL
Great gift for anti-social butterflies and professional avoiders of awkward conversations
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
Perfect for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who dodges small talk like a ninja. This witty graphic tee features a playful mix of bold script and typewriter fonts, delivering the hilarious message:
“Whew! That was a close call. I almost had to socialize.”
Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get a chuckle (from a safe distance, of course). Wear it to signal your vibe without saying a word.
Details:
Unisex fit
100% cotton (soft and breathable)
Available in multiple colors
Sizes: XS–3XL
Great gift for anti-social butterflies and professional avoiders of awkward conversations
Allow 3 days for processing after order placed
